Friday, December 21, 2007

School Girl Hamms



Before you say anything...
I was contemplating whether to smile or not, and before I knew it I had push-ed da Button. So there. Deal.

...and I know I look fat. It's my mom's shirt, ok!?

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~Wingedhamham~

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Bagel bagel bagel!

Are bagels good for you? If so, I'll go on a bagel diet! I've gotten this sudden love for bagels. I come home and I eat cereal, then I toast half of a mini bagel and munch munch away! They're soo good! Bagel for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snack. Mmm. In fact, I'm eating a bagel atm! Heehee.

When I walk home from the bus stop, I'm always carrying my History textbook. I keep papers in there because it's like my Bible and it's always with me. You never see me without it. Anyways, I was talking to a friend when I accidentally slide the top of the book against my hands. The result? Paper cuts! My middle and third finger are cut a bit under the knuckles on that flat part. It stings. Sssssssss. Aaaaah.

Well, now onto a completely different topic! As you know, I think really deeply when I shower. 'Tis my moment of peace and serenity and my mind works tirelessly. Hehe, how ironic. Anyways, I was thinking of stuff, and I got to the subject of "mother earth." I wondered, if Mother Earth could teach us in a class, what would she lecture? Well, I knew she would teach us to be respectful to Mother Earth and...to clean up after yourselves. So then this reminded me of my room. When I don't clean it, my mom will get so sick and tired of the mess that she'll do it for me when she vacuums or something. Unfortunately, I'm always missing something when I come back. It's like a new slate. So Mother Earth will clean up for us if we don't start cleaning up for ourselves. This reminded me of the movie "Day After Tomorrow" and how Mother Earth was finally fed up with our mess and abuse that she took it into her own hands and cleaned the board. She started over and balanced the planet. The things missing were lives. So many people died because we were ignorant and did not mind our trash and how we were harming Earth.

Yep. That's a little bit of what goes through my mind in the shower.

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BAGEL TIIIIIME!

~Wingedhamham~

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

New Discovery!



Well, this morning I woke up late again due to lack of sleep. I've been getting 5 or less hours of sleep per night for three nights now, maybe four. Anyways, I toasted half of a mini bagel, sat down, spread on some peanut butter, let it melt, and chowed on down. We didn't have any apple juice, and I didn't feel like having milk because my throat hurt, so I took out some scrumptuous OJ! Woots. So I ate my bagel and had some OJ. I didn't think it would happen, but I loved it! The OJ went VERY well with the Peanut butter. Maybe my tongue was numb because it's so cold in the mornings all the time, but seriously, I enjoyed my breakfast ;D I finished the other half when I got home from school along with a glass of milk I was dunking it in. (The bagel was freshly toasted with nothing on it).

Huzzah. Anyways, today I was talking to Dmagic...Deadlymagic. He's the dumbest little boy ever lol. Anyways, he kept calling me "hood." W...t...p...? So I just said, "Y-yeah. Oh yeah. Yep. I'm just...just hood." lol. So I looked at the word and discovered that it's dooh backwards, and if you flip the "d," it's "p," thus pooh! AND AND if you turn it upside down (hood) it turns into pooy! WOW! Lol. Awesome. So now our guild says "hood" a lot :P At least...me and Littletron.

To conclude this post I would like to give a shout out to Myles aka Caboose, Dallas, Threlrogg, and Noobsmasher. You guys made it happen! They helped so much this weekend to put together my video for English. Macbeth turned out great dudes! Thank you thank you thank you thank you! I shall never forget 'bout that. If you need help on WoW, do not fear, Hamham is here! Lol. And Myles, ty for the Crashin' Thrashin' Robot. It's so cool. I loves it. Now I have the tiniest gnome alive...in a spider tank! Thanks thanks. I'll miss you on WoW. Vent or die.

~Wingedhamham~

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Monday, November 26, 2007

Dear Fellow Bloggers...

WHY AREN'T YOU COMMENTING ME!? Np, I'll just send you guys some viruses ;D.

LOl jk, I only did that twice...
Jk again. I don't even know how.

So, the weeks drag on by. Christmas is slowly approaching. We put up our tree yesterday and it looks b-e-a-utiful! We bought a new tall one that is like half a metre from our ceiling and our ceiling is taaaall. Yes, it's fake. The faker, the longer it can stay up and you can reuse it! Besides, real ones attract worms, right? This one came with multi-coloured lights and everything so it's soooo cooolioz! So pretty @.@! Twas fun decorating it. My bros and I decided to play a joke and we hung this huge decore berry thing with leaves on it (it's huge) on the outter-most, bottom-most branch so it jutted out and just...hung there. LOL. I'm laughing as I type this XD. Our parents didn't even notice until after dinner. We were hinting it so much saying, "Our tree is so beautiful and complete-looking"...and, "Just look at how unique our ornaments are..." Lol, all three of us were snickering for a while. My dad was freaking out at how imperfect it was and my mom nearly pulled the whole tree down. She was trying to hang an ornament at the top, so she tugged on the tree to lean it. She was successful. I watched as our tree leaned towards her and the ornaments too. My lil bro and I were like, "ZOMG THE TREE IS GOING TO FALL!" And my mom freaks out and lets go and the whole thing just jingles...nothing fell. But my older brother did knock off a green ornament and it shattered...right in front of my room. If I go running into my room and cut my foot...grr. My mom dropped a golden ornament and it bounced :) I remember that Mr. Bean episode in which Mr. Bean went shopping for a single ornament for the tip of his tree he drove off with (aka stole from some place) and he was comparing two ornaments, debating which to by. So he tests them by dropping both and one shatters, the other bounces back into his hand and he buys that one XD. So funny. Rowan Atkinson is cool beans. GET IT!? COOL BEANS AND HIS CHARACTER IS MR. BEAN!? I didn't mean that =.=

~Wingedhamham~

Peace Gnomie-G's.

P.S. I have to make another video for school. It's going to probably be an all gnome Macbeth :D Oh, and I now have 5 videos on youtube under Wingedhamham so check them out XO!!!

Friday, November 23, 2007

Thottbot!

I JUST remembered! I was reading through thottbot forums and I found this one post that was highlighted yellow. Now, understand, yellow high-lighted posts mean they're good and got lots of positive votes. I read it, and I was like, "Exactly! Yeah! What a good post!" Lo and behold, it was my post =.= Yeah...It's so wierd. I post so many things and don't even remember posting them. Maybe it's because when I do post, it all spills straight from my head to the...er...ePaper? Anyways, yes. I was reading some comments on my blog (my comments) and I always laugh at myself wondering why I posted that and what on earth I was thinking! Lol.

Speaking of forums, one of the pictures at the bottom of my blog is me on my Winterspring Frostsabre. WELL! Blizzard, the arse-holes that they are, made it much easier to get. That mount used to be the hardest damn thing to grind for (ergo took me 3 friggin months) and now they boosted the rep gained per quest from 75 to 250!!! That's almost 4x as much experience per turnin, meaning the grind goes 4x faster. So now, nooby pieces of crap can get this mount in what, 2 weeks with very little effort!? SCREW YOU BLIZZARD FOR MAKING THIS GAME EASY ENUFF FOR 2 YEAR-OLDS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! GO BURN!

-_- Ok, that was a bad outburst, but lately, blizzard has been evillll. They've nerfed us Warlocks and buffed Hunters to the top. I hate Blizzard. Go die. Then I'll rez you and kill you again. Then I'll put a SS on you and kill you again. Then fear dot fear and wait for Curse of Agony to kill you as I siphon your life away. Burn. Burn, damnit, burn.

~Wingedhamham~
lml(>_<)lml

Alllloooo!

I'm back!
Well well well. We watched this awesome guy named Jeff Dunham, a ventriloquist...that is so spelled wrong but huzzah, I will let it go because I'm in a good mood. But yes, he makes puppets...talk. He's soooo hilarious! My fav puppet was Achmed, the dead suicide bomber terrorist! There's just so much to say about him, but I'll give you some of my favourite quotes:
"ALLOOOO! I am Lindsay Lohaannnn!"
"I just got my flu shot"
"I need ligaments!"
"SILENCE! I kill you!"

Lol, so awesome. Youtube it and you shall see! Speaking of youtube, I've uploaded 2, deux, videos! They're...horrible but bah. Check em out if you want. Just look up Wingedhamham and you'll seeeee! Woo, youtube!

Guitar Hero III is the Shiz. Sooo fun. I currently can play plenty of songs on expert, except Cliffs of Dover and what not. Here are some songs that I downloaded because I heard them on the game and lurved em:
"Closer" by Lacuna Coil
"Reptilia" by The Strokes
"When You Were Young" by The Killers
"Story Of My Life" by Social Distortion
"Talk Dirty To Me" by Poison (teehee, woots)

Oh, and btw, I got me eternet back! Woot woots! Time to start my project and what nots :P. How...exciting. Ugh. This'll be tough to get the script in there. Maybe...I could do a music video? O.o?

Bwuahahaha. Well this is the end of the blog for now, as I say farewell with sore arms from playing Wii too much. (It was only a little bit of boxing and baseball DX)

~Wingedhamham~

Monday, November 12, 2007

Intervention.

For those who don't know the story, or for those who just don't know the ending, here it is.
Saturday, 11/10/07:
Yay, one day before my birthday! After coming home from the mall, Deathsanvil and I were pre-partying on WoW by killing our way through Sunken Temple, aka Temple of Atal'Hakkar. T'was funness, considering we just plowed right through it. Then, midnight hit and I got my awesome birthday present! Woots! Unconcious Dig Rat! Rare pet that disappears/runs away if you let it out for a second...so I guess I'm never ever ever letting this baby out *strokes unconcious vermin.* Hehehehe...
Right. So afterwards, Omegan logged and I told him I was officially 15. Being the technical guy that he is, he said not yet, since in his time zone, I had 3 more hours to go. Well...ok. I decided, fine, I'll wait. BUT! It was late so I decided I would nap on my chair. Unfortunately enough, I overslept and my Dad came pounding through my door QUITE p-oed. Let's just say after all of it was over, my computer had fallen over, the internet wire was cut (literally), and my doorknob was gone. Yeeeeah. Happy Birthday me. So my birthday was depressing and I didn't eat until dinner. The only way I can connect with my internet buddies are through Blogspot...which I can only access at school. Thank goodness for Engineering class. Unfortunately, weekends will be dead to me :( I'm so saddened. *cries*. Maybe this is a good thing. I'll probably get my work done faster and get more sleep, however sad I may be. For now, I shall have to enjoy this Monday for after today, all Hell breaks loose and my crazy week begins. Sigh.

~Wingedhamham~

Thanks to all for your wonderful wishes and gifts on my birthday...or today. :)
I loved the dig rat, the cake, and the smiley face icing cookie thing. I shall finish it when I get home. Blog more often so I can keep in touch with you guys! Goodbye for now.

P.S. WoW has also expired and no point in getting a gamecard because I don't have internet access. I think I'm going to die. So Deathsanvil...do NOT buy me a gamecard. Thanks for a great couple hours of WoW B-day time though. Prob the best part of my birthday :(

Ciao Guys. Until tomorrow.

Thursday, November 8, 2007

Peanut Butter and Waffles

are so good! This morning I woke up feeling horrible like every other day because the bed is so warm, cozy, inviting...comfy...and everything else that could relate to a bed in Heaven. I lift the covers and WHOOSH! Cold air crashes onto me swirling around my body freezing every centimetre. It doesn't feel good is all.
So, as I left my room to eat breakfast, I contemplated what on earth I could possibly chow down! I have waffles with butter and syrup almost everyday and I decided it was time for some change! We were low on Nutella, I've already had waffles with honey, the crumb cake was nearly gone, and we were out of milk (meaning no cereal). So, being desperate for something decent to eat, I toasted two waffles and globbed on some oh-so-wonderful peanut butter! It started melting and stuffs. It was quite delicieux I may add. The only problem was I put TOO MUCH peanut butter so I was drowning in sticky brown stuff (don't think dirty thoughts, now). Considering the other waffle was also overflowing in peanut butter, I scooped some onto my finger and lessened the PB and proportionalized the meal! Woo, big words ftw. Right, so for those who ever wondered, "Gee, I wonder if peanut butter waffles taste good?" then you have read the right blog! They are absolutely a delicious delight, perfect for breakfast, lunch, snack, or dinner! Well...in my opinion at least.

~Wingedhamham~
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(")_(")~ Da kitty likes it too.

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Woe woe whoa

It seems many have been depressed this month. Fluffyfan had her doom cloud of doomness...Poor Myles has his doom cloud...and I had my doom STORM. Yes, a storm. Let's say...something happened in my house. That something scared me and put me under extreme anxiety. Let's say the something had happened before and when all was well it happened again. I panicked to be honest...
On top of this something, I have a rehearsal at 7:30 tomorrow, performance on Friday (that I'm not so prepared for), birthday (pff)/rehearsal (rehearsals were shortened but are from 1:45 to 4:00)Sunday, Hardcore performance and rehearsals on the following Friday and Saturday (as in all day Saturday we're there and Friday we have seating auditions), Concerto Competition on that Monday, and lots of schoolwork. It may not sound like much but it is. The amount of practicing I would need to do and the amount of work and effort it is is horrendous.
SO! I am indeed recovering from the something and I'm doing much better. I only have to worry about the stuff in paragraph two now! :D But some people did sense something wrong with me Monday and such but I just had to slap on the fake smile and say everything was okay, or say I was tired. FYI, I got plenty of sleep that night, so that was an utter lie.
I've discovered that music has really helped me pull through even though it is the reason for half of my stress >_>. Like I said in a previous post, music can be so many things...your friend, your enemy, your hate, your love...I just wish it could be more consistent.

~Wingedhamham~
Hold onto your friends.
(>'.')><(^.^)><('.'<)

Yoyo-Ma is Yo Mama

Literally. He poowns all and is the l33t3st of l33tn355 c3lli5t5. I mean, seriously. I'm going to perform for my class on Friday this week so I'm hunting for a decent piece by a French composer. It annoys me that my favourite pieces are by J.S. Bach and what not. BAH! Anyways, I unearthed The Swan and...yeah. I haven't touched that piece in forever and if I am to play it...jeepers. You DON'T want to hear that! So being in the whole Swan mood, I downloaded Yoyo-Ma's version and...gosh. He is the Jesus of Cello-playing if you don't mind me saying. His swan makes mine the ugly duckling. Mine is so raw and full of nubiness and his is flawless, smooth, delicate...PERFECT! *Gets down on knees and worships Yoyo-ma*

Imagine if I could just...touch his cello... O_O

~Wingedhamham~

Homie-G's Skillet Biscuits!

My, it's been ages since my last post! Just soes you guys know, I don't hate you :) so no hard feelings k? ^_^
Well, the reason I didn't post was well...I donno. I would get blog ideas then forget as soon as I sat down.
Also...well...the past few days have been rough. I haven't been in the mood and I was a world hater. School on top of so many events have really taken a toll on me, but it's slugging along. Showers and cello, showers and cello!

SO! To pick up where I left off...hmm. There was a WoW Halloween party! Yep, on...Ssssssaturday. Yeah. It was the day after the RL Halloween party. I only stayed on WoW for like an hour and a half because well, it was late. 10 pm server time is equal to my 1 am. So I couldn't really stay on much longer without my parents yelling at me X).

In recent news: I'm getting back into the cello moment! There are phases when I absolutely really feel like playing my cello and listen to cello master pieces or masters themselves. So I'm eager to practice today. I've already played my dose of Guitar Hero...Oh yeah, I got Guitar Hero III...WOOOOOOOOOOT! I have two favourites so far: "My Name is Jonas" and "Cliffs of Dover." Download and listen to them and you will agree that they rokk. I've also gotten addicted to Curbxstomp's song that she told me about: "The Rain" by Foreverinmotion. I don't know if that's one word or not :( sorry. But yes, sad and love music is what I've been listening to. I guess it sums up my emotions that I've been experiencing lately. The passion that I'm putting into my cello is just crazy. I'm going to end this blog so I can go have a cleansing (body and soul) shower and play some cello!!

~Wingedhamham~

Peace. (^_^)v

Saturday, October 27, 2007

PANDA HAMMS!

Yes yes yes! Unfortunately, I could not get a picture of the Panda Hamster but...I shall find a way. If not, I'll just have to put the hat back on and you'll have to just deal! But yes, I have dressed up as a Panda and apparently I'm cute as a button O.O Teehee ^-^. So yeah, my costume was awesomeful and my friend couldn't stop squealing. I killed her when I ate a cookie lol. BWUAHAHAHAHAHA! X3 So the halloween party was pretty cool that I went to. It was a little slow but it kinda caught on lol. I was known as the "Panda Girl" apparently. OO OO! We played Apples to Apples and the freakiest thing happened! The adjectives I just so happened to get were "Crazy" (lol) and "Endangered." Being hamham I'm naturally crazy, and PANDAS ARE ENDANGERED! LIKE, OMG! Hahaha. So yes, I got fake blood stains on my panda shirt because I hugged the scary guy with blood pouring down his undead body. I didn't see it :( OOOh well as long as it comes off. If not, I'm going to find him and rip off his arm until he buys me a new Wal*Mart white t-shirt >:P So yeah we ran off sweets and phew.

In other news, I can finally let the Headless Horseman RIP! Last run...last summon...group on edge...about to disband...I summon him...he dies after a gruel fight...and then...a MIRACLE! After who knows how many runs, the HH dropped the SINISTER SQUASHLING VANITY PET! ZOMGGGGG! IT IS MINE ALAS! Oh, and I've been on runescape too! They have a Halloween event as well you know, and I NEVER miss holiday events! Lol.

~Wingedhamham~

Monday, October 22, 2007

Um...

Who the heck voted veggie burger?

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Right, so Brewfest is finally over and the HALLOWEEN EVENT HAS STARTED! I'M SO UBERS EXCITED! This is my second WoW halloween and they've added quite a bit. Aside from the applebobbing, trick-or-treating, and candy questing for orphans, there is the whole idea of the HEADLESS HORSEMAN! Heck yes, you read that right. Read it again if you want! He's this dead paladin dude with a hollow plate helm with wicked green glowy stuff steaming out. He has a million dollar laugh. He drops a sweet pumpkin vanity pet (and if you know me, you know I have 20+ vanity pets that I collect), Hallowed Helm (which is a pumpkin hat bwuahahahaha), his actual Horseman helm which has like a negative drop rate, and much more! I got his signet ring with SWEET stats and it's epic! WOO! 3 EPICS FOR THE HAMHAM! I've also socketed my shoulders ^_^. 5 more greens to dispose of!
I've also been playing a few battlegrounds. I stink.
Blizzard has also decided this year that I would be their joke of the Halloween event. I mean seriously, I bet they're watching me play and laughing at me...I've been trick-or-treating over and over and all I ever get is a freaky random wand and CANDY CORN! WTH BLIZZARD GIMME A BREAK!

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In other news, the Headless Horseman has attracted quite a bit of people at the Scarlet Monastery, an instance crowded by levels 30-40's. It's been pvp H-E-double hockey stick. To kill the HH you need a group, usually a tank (one to hold aggro aka keep HH from attacking anyone else but tank), a healer, and two DPS (Damage per second aka hit the HH with all you got). As you can see, it takes a team effort. Being a warlock, I fall under DPS. The "suggested" amount of players Blizzard "suggests" is 5. I've 4-man-ed it maaaany times. However, SOME people, I won't say who *cough* Omegan *cough* will not run SM unless there is a full group of 5. ARGH! Ah, well.

I still have not seen the pet or helm drop...yet. I SHALL KEEP RUNNING SM UNTIL IT DOES! DIE HH DIE!

Thursday, October 18, 2007

WoW Update!

And yes, it is good, no...great news! On Tuesday, I dinged to level 70! HUZZAH! This is the first time I've maxed out on WoW! Pre BC (Before Burning Crusade Expansion Pack) I hadn't reached 60 in time and by the time I did, the max level had been raised to 70. BUMMER! Anyways, I put on my sweetness gear and I pwn! Well, I'm ok. I have 6 greens that I must dispose of! I'm going to pvp like mad and get some Veteran's belt, cuffs, and the a Heavy Cape! That's three more epics (Extremely rareness items...the bestest. There is another level but that's like...no).
The other good news is that today, I managed to recruit 7 new guildies! Some had alts, so with those added in, I gathered over 10 members into the Great Gnome Gatherin! FYI, our guild has been struggling. We had a split, one being this one, the new guild the G G G. The G G G became a raiding guild, and this ggg is mainly for the lower levels. I stayed behind to help out in ggg because the little peoples need me! Well, we lost looooots of people to G G G who eventually left anyways. So we permanently lost a lot of peeps. Fortunately enough, I went to Westfall today to run VC and recruited tons of gnomes and such! It was beast. Tomorrow and Friday will be my Wingedhamham Instance Marathon! I'm going to run VC, Gnomer, and SM until they will all leave in hopes of never seeing me again! It will be long and tiresome but anything for the Great Gnome Gatherin!

~Wingedhamham~

WE WILL LIVE FOREVA AS LONG AS I'M AROUND!!!!

Monday, October 15, 2007

Sun Poem Time!

Yeah...I had a screenshot of a sunset/sunrise in Nagrand. For you non-WoW freaks, it's a place with THE MOST beautiful sky ever. It's just...mm. I can stare at it forever. Almost half of my total play time on WoW is sight-seeing and/or running in circles. Ask anyone haha.
Anyways, I wrote a poem about sunrise/sunset. I'll provide a line for line breakdown for the peeps who just don't get poetry. This is pretty straight forward so yeah! Oh, btw, there's mountains in Nagrand.

*Ahem*

Falling beneath Earth's sentinels,
Darkness crushes Heaven's glory,
But all is bound to Fate,
And light rises,
Life renewed.

Yeah, it's cheesy because I wrote it in a short period of time but you know what? DEAL WITH IT!

So here's the breakdown:

The sun sets behind the mountains
Nighttime comes and it covers the sun
But the sun's cycle is inevitable, or part of nature
The sun will rise
And it will start over again

There's a lesson in this! Don't kill yourself when something terrible happens. Like the Chinese say with Yin and Yang! For every dark moment, there is a light moment. So after that cruddy day passes, you'll have a fortunate one! Like...now! I have a cruddy week of BLOATED AMOUNTS OF WORK but I get a four-day weekend afterwards! Lol, I guess it's all true :)

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Shout out to my WoW BFF!!!

I just HAD to absolutely write a blog about Deathsanvil! He is my WoW BFF for many reasons, and he really did shine this weekend.
Let's just say I had to make a video on Acadians for school, so I decided to use WoW because I can't act worth rotten beans. We were short on actors so I had to turn to the online community of World of Warcraft to assist us in our film! Well, considering no one could dedicate enough hours to help us, my group and I were screwed overboard. Luckily enough, Deathsanvil here stuck with us for 5 hours on Friday, helping out without a single complaint. It's surprising since I was having to be nasty to everyone to get the work done. He was and is a great WoW actor! He helped even more on Saturday!
I'm so glad you didn't find it too dreary helping out Deaths! X3. Thank you so much. Without you, I'd be cracking my head open against a wall. You're always a life saver. You're in the credits with an uber special thanks! I promise I'll make it up to you. Thanks for sticking with us and staying all the way! The vid looks great and I'm sure we'll make a good mark with the material we've got :D.

BTW, your drawings rokk sokks. PLEASE SEND ME A COPY...PLEEEEEASE! I'll add it to my shrine of you. Lol jk. I'm wierd, not creepy and stalky-like. But yeah, I still want a copy :)

~Wingedhamham~

HIP HIP, HOORAY! Today is now, "Deathsanvil Weekend"
EVERY SECOND WEEKEND OF OCTOBER IS NOW THIS HOLIDAY!

Friday, October 5, 2007

Fat Rings and Keyboards

"Who wants a fat ring!?" Let's just say my friend won a 12 donuts from a raffle! THEY'RE KRISPY KREME DONUTS!!! :D:D:D. So yes, she let me have one along with other peeps at our table. She had a big lunch so she let me have the REST! I GOT 4 FREE DONUTS!! ZOMG! I had chocolate milk with my donut but I haven't touched the extras and it seems that I'm missing two...*cough* substitute wanted one *cough*. So yes, I'm excited. WHY!? Because today is a great day. :) I could sing in the rain.

Ok, now for keyboards. Last night, Deathsanvil, Omegan and I were "brewfesting" on WoW! Yes, blizzard has finally made their own version of Oktoberfest. It's pretty beast. Infinite beer, pink elephants, Wolperstingers, Drunk riding, and AWESOME CLOTHES! Oh, don't forget the pretzels! So yeah, I was bored and remembered those fun forums of typing your name with your forehead! I tried that, then my elbow, then my nose! Heehee, I did pretttttty good! Alas, I used my tongue. Yes, you read it, tongue. Let's just say I hadn't cleaned the keyboard before I used my tasting muscle and when I finished...I kind of had this after-taste. It was so strange! So today, my friend, the burp machine, had the HUGEST burp evur! I said "Thank you" and she said "YOU'RE WELCOME!!!" It was terrifying! It was soo loud and my mouth was open from just shock and laughter. I realized that afterwards, I had that taste of keyboard in my mouth again XD. Who would have thought school food tastes like keyboards!?
Oh, this also reminded me of golfers, sandwiches, christmas trees, and racism! Go to youtube and watch "Taste test" and my gosh the world will open to you! IT'S SOOO FUNNY! HAHA, my sandwich tastes like racism!

~Wingedhamham~

Thursday, October 4, 2007

Whot Whot Whot!?

For those who haven't seen the famous Disney's Sword in the Stone, Merlin's owl is named Archimedes, and he says whot instead of what! It's pretty funny because he says it three times consecutively. LOLz. So yes, me and my bud-bud were talking and the "whot whot whot" made it into our conversation. As we climbed the stairs of our school, we couldn't stop laughing. I said, "Watch me fall and die and my last words will be 'whot whot whot!?'" This got me thinking, so I wrote a little skit in History class (after I finished my work that is hehehe). It's inspired by Abbott Costello's "Who's on First?"

-Excuse me miss, but could you tell me her last words?
+Whot whot whot!?
-What were her last words?
+Yes.
-She said, "Yes?"
+No.
-Then what were her last words?
+I just said that!
-What did she say?
+Of course!
-Wait, what did you say?
+No, she did.
-She said what?
+Ive said that already.
-What are you talking about?
+Her last words?
-Well then, what were they?
+Exactly.
-I thought she said, "Yes?"
+No.
-So she said, "No?"
+No...what!
-I said, "She said no?"
+I heard you the first time.
-Then why'd you say "what?"
+I didn't, SHE did.
-I could have sworn you said, "what?"
+I did.
-You said you didn't!
+Well now we both did.
-Wait, what?
+PRECISELY!

It's fun to read it with someone else, or with an alter ego. BWUAHAHAH chakka chakka crumb cake! ZOMG ALLITERATION!

Sunday, September 30, 2007

Equality

Alright, reading this history textbook has got me thinking. It says that Plato believed men and women should be equal. After I read that, I took a shower, and I probably do my most critical thinking in there, nighttime being the second.
So as the water showered down upon me, I mulled through my thoughts. Equality...hmm...What is it? The only time humans have experienced equality is through math. Math is definate. Humans aren't. We have minds that have emotions and such. I mean, we can't display equality because even we aren't equal! Does that make sense? Equality is all in your head. What might be equal to one person, isn't to another, and you can't please everyone. Also, we can't have equality because it isn't fair. Some people deserve or want more attention than others. Those who work hard to be someone and make something of their life deserve more respect than someone who cuts themself everyday. If two people are let's say...playing their cellos (bear with me k?), and one of them says, "I hate this thing," wouldn't you automatically favor the other? How can you display equality when you are biased? For Gosh's sake how could you? If God wanted equality, he would have made us all clones of each other. Even then, there will be groups of clones that will probably segregate themselves from others. The only time the world will be totally equal, is when we're ruled by dirty robots who will be programmed the concept of equal. Problem is...what exactly is the concept?

...Oh no I've gone cross-eyed...

~Wingedhamham~

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Ph34r t3h l33t m1cr0vv@v3

Alright, for those who can't read the epic l33t chatness title, it translates to: Phear teh leet microwave...aka Fear The Elite Microwave. Lol, duh! Anyways, I've heard all this negative stuff about the microwave recently! I mean, this one girl (with or without permission) put rats in a microwave with their individual doses of time (she is one sick and disturbed person). The one that was in the longest's tail fell off! ZOMG!!! I also heard about this one boy who microwaved one cup of water, and didn't the other. He gave two different plants microwaved and nonmicrowaved. The one with the microwaved water died! THEY WERE AT SAME TEMPERATURE AND EVERYTHING! So now I ph34r t3h microwave because who knows!? Maybe it's killing me as we speak!? Well, I wouldn't be surprised if I've already lost a few brain cells...teehee *twitch*.
But yeah, I definately remember that one time, now that I think about microwaves. It was me and 3 other girls and a chaperone. We went to a field trip and stayed overnight at a hotel. Our lunchs had a bag of chips, sandwich, and a cookie...oh, and a drink. Let's just say we had a microwave in our room and we were a curious group. Let's also say...well...we kind of microwaved the bag of Cheetos. Seeing how the bag is made of metal (haha it was the coolest thing I've ever seen), it microwaved for 2 seconds then POOM! Huge flash, 4 screams, and a sudden pull on the door. It didn't catch on fire, but it was so pretty...the bag had shrunk and the Cheetos were trying to push out. It was...like, hmm. Picture foil crumpled into a ball with Cheetos coming out of the sides. LOL! I will never forget that beautiful white flash we all saw XD. SO yes, our chaperone came running up saying, "You could have set the hotel on fire!"......COOOL! I mean really, how many get to microwave metal on purpose on a field trip IN a hotel with your good friends!?!?! Not many...

~Wingedhamham~

Monday, September 24, 2007

"Those" Friends!

Raise your hand if you have a friend that sways your emotions! *raises hand* You don't really have to if you're embarassed or if you're in a cubicle that limits your movements to less than a sneeze.
Well, let's just say I have this great friend. She's always so cheery and jumpy, like me, only more! Yeah...imagine that. We're this crazy dynamic duo that makes lots of noise and drops lots of weight from laughing. Whenever she's feeling down, or just not herself because of a headache or something, it's horrible. I literally share emotions with her or something. The day she got a headache I got this throbbing pain on my top-left forehead. Good gosh did it hurt. She was so gloomy and my mood just plummeted! That's when I just wanted to hug her and make her feel all better. I couldn't do anything to stop her pain and the school day just dragged onward. Even laughter made her head hurt more, so I was totally a sitting duck! Man, I wish I could seriously heal people. That'd be amazing.

~Wingedhamham~

Hate Love Music

I love music, and I hate it just as much. It's such a mood controller it's crazy. You're sitting there quite neutral, when you play some happy music, and you feel like cleaning the house and just jumping! Then suddenly, something sad plays, and suddenly you're crying like there's no tomorrow...
Here is a great example:
I was in the car, feeling kind of sad already. I got over it, until the radio started playing Snow Patrol's "Chasing Cars" or "If I Lay Here," I donno what the actual name is. OMG. Play something sadder will you!? Nostalgy and who knows what else started mixing together. I had tears whelling up and I couldn't control it. Maybe it's different for me because I play an instrument? I mean, when I play, there are times when you can really feel it. I can listen to a symphony all in my head. It's just amazing. I can't describe how great of a feeling it is to truly have the music pulse through you. The pieces tell stories. You have pictures flowing with notes and it's beautiful.
Music is an inspiration. It's a depressant. It's too many things. I could list billions of adjectives for it but my vocabulary range is as lengthy as a toothpick. I just can't take it when those sad songs play and you just absolutely need a hug...
It's just insane what music can do to your emotions.

~Wingedhamham~

Droopnosity

Good Gosh this blog is not about old women. -_-" ...OR men! Sickoz.

If my blogs seem stange (stranger than usual I mean), it could be a result of my lack of sleep! This whole weekend I was working like mad, having to complete a project, study guide, and study for a test! Sounds easy, right? WRONG! Here's a little break-down for you nubsauces...
The whole last week I was getting about 5 to 6 hours of sleep on average. That may not sound like a big deal, but I usually get 8 a day. Yes, I was exhausted by Friday!
My teacher has off-the-charts expectations! She showed us amazing projects and said they were only "B's." WHAT!? THEY WERE PERFECT!!!!?!?!?!? WHY!?!!?!?
The Study Guide was for yet another History test! And well...I don't need that much of an explanation. I shall sum it up with two words: Suicidal thoughts. (I wouldn't kill myself. That'd be selfish. The hamham should be shared with the world!!!)
So yes, I'm quite tired. I'm half asleep in my first class everyday. Ehh...The good thing is, I can pack some sugar in my lunch, and I'm typing right after I eat so I'm feeling fine. My body is in total denial and one day, I'm gonna collapse sound asleep in the middle of the hallway. LOL! That'd be kinda cool...

~Wingedhamham~

Throb...Throb...Throb...

Another scatter-brained blog:

No, my heart is not having a serious attack....speaking of hearts, I watched How the Grinch Stole Christmas this weekend! OMG Jim Carrey = Skillz that killz. He is AMAZAZING! I love him...and he's Canadian. It seems all the good comedians of the world are Canadian! Better catch up AMERICANS! I laughed SOO hard. That movie is just...just...magical. <:_)
So yes, the throb throb...wait. So no, the throb throb is actually the pulsing vein in your head! Actually, more like a headache. Don't you just love it when you feel peace for a split second, coursing agony for another, then another split second you feel bliss...then THROB! ARGH! The frustration that flows through your tiny head! Lol. Yeah, I hate having headaches. It drives me more insane than I already am (I know, you didn't think there was an insanity past my level, right?). So yes, someday I will find the solution to headaches, but thus far, I just curl into a ball and hide in a dark corners...
But even corners aren't safe anymore...

~Wingedhamham~

Monday, September 17, 2007

Tikbalangs and Porn

Well, it is currently Engineering class in my monotonic day of school! Of course, me and my friends are having an odd laughing fit. Well, technically it isn't odd because I always laugh to the point where I'm making gasping sounds and laughing hysterically while I'm choking from due to lack of air!
Anyways, last night I was playing WoW and discovered a vendor named "Griftah." Haha, grift. He sells these hilariously cheesy amulets that allow you to do the possible! One of them was soap on a rope (perfect for stocks runs) and the other unmistakbly noticable Tikbalang ward amulet! That isn't the exact name, but you can guess what it's purpose is! To learn what a freaky Tikbalang is, here's a link: http://www.reference.com/search?r=13&q=Tikbalang
Of course, he rips you off by charging 5g for it! I had half a mind to buy one, considering I'm a pinay girl and well...Tikbalangs originate from the Philippines! The subject was brought up in class today and yeah. Can't explain how much we laughed when I talked about turning my shirt inside out and watching for Tikbalangs jumping out of trees to crit me 15k with an axe-mace, steal my gear, delete my account, and have my combat log say: "Shoulda bought an amulet, Bi***. LOL, that's a quote from the Thottbot forums, which I, too, laughed at. If you want to read it for yourself...here:
http://thottbot.com/?ccb=1&v=3054691

Okay, for the curious perverted people wondering what the porn section was about, here it is!
In class a few minutes ago, me and my friends were discussing geniuses. We are all great when it comes to grades, but sooo slow on common sense. So I remembered from Armageddon the genius who was a total pessimistic idiot all in one! Bonus...or bonus card! :D Don't ask. I had chocolate and a honey bun and a croissant for lunch. WITH BLU DWINK! RIGHT! So we were saying Armageddon trying to figure out the right pronounciation when our teacher out of nowhere says, "Well it depends. One is a movie and the other is porn."
WTH!? PORN!? SO, we all spazzed out LAUGHING like crazy! Where he got porn from, I don't know, but what I do know is that it HAD to go on my next blog. Lol.
BUT, I just learned that it is from Miss Congeniality...so it wasn't THAT random...

...LOL

~Wingedhamham

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Anglo-Saxon Tribes

Alright, if you ever read Warriors of Alavna, you will fall in love with it, whether you want to or not. Some say they don't like it (psh liars) and most say IT WAS AMAZAZING! Well guess what!? It IS amazazing. Basically, it's about a boy and girl who get "summoned" to the Anglo-Saxon period of Britannia baaaack in the day through a mysterious yellow veil. Kind of reminds me of the Chronicles of Narnia. It's very similar to the whole idea of the Narnia books. They end up fighting in epic battles that occured back in the day with the Brythans, except the names are all funky. Instead of Brythans they're Bromii or something. So the author gives it a little twist. The absolute thing I fell in love with was the Chieftain-thane concept. They followers are extremely loyal, and in return, the leader gifts them with riches. It reminds me an awful lot about myself! Believe it or not, I'm a loyal person. If there is something I prefer or strongly agree with, my opinion will never waver. I AM LOYAL. I have undying faith in what I truly believe in.
Speaking of never-wavering opinions, my pet pieve (sorry for spelling) about people is when they always CHANGE their opinion on EVERYTHING! For example (p2 is person two):
Me: Do you like muffins?
p2: No, not really.
Me: Oh, I love them! I don't see how you couldn't possibly love muffins!
p2: Well, I mean, I don't really hate them. They are pretty good. I like most.

...WTH? Didn't he/she just say he/she didn't like muffins? That bothers me most out of everything about anything about people. Just had to let that out...

~Wingedhamham~

The Deserving get the Deserved!

If you read the 7th comment on The Deserving, then this is what this next post is about! If you could care less, than fine! BLAH! Let's just say that I found a way to help out Deathsanvil, the deserving birthday boy! Of course, before I made that decision, Omegan had to give me a slap talk in which he slapped me out of my emotional migraine...all metaphorically speaking. Imagine the word "the" slapping you across the face? Wouldn't make much sense, now would it. Of course, you could print it, or write it, and take that paper and slap someone but that's just taking it over-the-top.
So yes, we had fun last night and threw an odd party. (This is all in-game WoW just so you know) We got wasted WOO! and we played tonk wars. May I add that I was poowned by EVERYONE with a Tonk Controller because I stink at it like dead socks. This is the reason why I don't play Gunz, Counter Strike, or Rakion...lol. Anyways, LOTS of gnomes hung out outside of Stormwind and we dueled and laughed and played. It was a decent party for only one hour! Many were glad to see me back online...ehh. Lol. Yes, so the deserving got something that night, thankfully enough.

~Wingedhamham~

HAPPY ONE DAY AFTER YOUR BIRTHDAY!

Oh, and I posted up a picture of Deathsanvil and I on his birthday! Woo!

...I should make an album with the millions of screenshots I have...

Random HAHA Laughter

This one goes out to all my friends, sane or insane.

Let's say you're in class (if you aren't a student, say you're sitting in a city bus and it's nice and quiet). Everyone is focused on something, and the room is as quiet as space. You're reading through your textbook (or newspaper if you apply to the bus situation) and you come across something in the text that triggers a hilarious memory. Uncontrollably, you BURST into laughter, remember you're all alone, then blush as everyone stares at you, questioning your sanity! I personally love it when this happens to anyone because someone laughing is funny. I mean, who doesn't laugh when someone is laughing at something funny? If someone was cackling at some guy who tripped and died...I probably wouldn't be laughing...Depends who died. JUST KIDDING. But even still, this has happened to me many times (no, I haven't died tripping). Usually in the hallway, a random memory comes to my head and I laugh to myself. People walk by giving me the classic look and I remember "Oops...I'm supposed to act a little more normal in public." Lol, it's a good relief to just laugh at an old, yet never dying joke...especially when you're BOMBARDED WITH SCHOOL WORK AND SUCH!!!

~Wingedhamham~

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

The Deserving

This blog is for you Deathsanvil...In so many ways I have failed you today.

The last couple blogs haven't been nearly as comical as usual... I don't know why, but I guess it's...hmm...don't know. I'm having some more deeper insights at the moment.
SO! The deserving. Who are they? That's the thing. The deserving are those that help out everyone, get appreciated by most, but never get what they truly deserve. For example, one of my bestest friends' birthday is today! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! He says he's not much of a birthday person. Heh...I'm wondering how!? He's the nicest and sweetest friend ever, and yet, he can't be nice to himself. He deserves this day to be special and just for him. He doesn't realize that seeing him happy will make me happy. It's always about someone else, never about him. This bugs me so much, because I had nothing I could possibly offer to him that could even be slightly worthy enough to be a birthday present. I'm so ashamed, and of course, he says not to be. It's okay. NO IT'S NOT OKAY! He HAS to have a day for himself! The horrible thing is, he didn't tell anyone it was his birthday, and most don't know it. He always gives, and never gets anything back. He says it's okay, and he likes to help people but...I mean, doesn't he deserve something back? The worst part of it all is today, he's helping others. Today, he didn't get help from anyone. I feel terrible because I can't do anything for him. I can't think of anything I could possibly do. I granted him one birthday wish as his present because I had nothing else to give, and of course, he wishes for me to be happy on his birthday. He's too humble. I feel like bashing my head against a wall continuously and screaming. I couldn't even make a difference in his day when he had earned it. He's always out there working or assissting, and I couldn't be there for one freakin day. I told him he needs to be more selfish, as odd as it sounds. It hurts me when people don't treat themselves the way they deserve to be.

Happy Birthday again.

~Wingedhamham~

Oh, how Contagious a Hamster can be...

Today, I frolicked into my French class hippity hoppity hop like a joyful mutated hamster bunny! I sat down and noticed that my good friend next to me had her head down on her desk. Hmm...either she's not feeling well (physically/mentally) or the desk smells pretty good. So I ask her if something was wrong, and of course, YES! Unfortunately enough for my horrible curiousity, she didn't want to talk about it for ph34r of crying. So, I decided, heck, let's just make it a normal class! We talk, blah blah, and before you know it, both of us are laughing like CRAZY and my teacher is giving me the look everyone gives me. You know...the one like, "I wonder if she's okay..." Anyways, I realized, HEY, I just cheered my friend up! I mean, wow! Usually I never know when I cheer anything up, they just tell me after like a year has passed. Way to be on time >_>. Anyways, NO ONE had to tell me this time. It was awesome. Cheering someone up is just amazing. You pass on joy. I read this quote last night: "Don't keep the peace, pass it on." WELL, in this case, joy! Don't keep it to yourself, pass it on! Of course, I decided it was best to let my contagious weird happy disease be shared. Lol, if you do get infected, it's not my fault >_>. Side effects include:
Puking, nausea, uncontrollable laughter, alter egos (NO CINDY), random thoughts, strange gestures, flaky comments, and inflammation of brain. If you experience any of these to the extreme, contact a doctor immediately and SPREAD IT TO THEM! THEY NEED IT THE MOST!

~Wingedhamham~

...And, sorry, no cure ;D
yet.

Beauty or the Beast?

Beauty is the beast. Yesterday, my friend said she didn't like Johnny Depp because he was just too OLD! Well, hmm. Does this mean that you like Johnny Depp until he hits a certain age where his wrinkles look like a big sweater on a little girl, or do you like him forever? So of course, this got me thinking...Beauty is temporary. People ask, "Should I go out with the hot guy or the ugly nice guy?" Well if the hot guy has a great personality, then go for gold, but if he doesn't, go for the nice guy! I mean, you should choose to have a relationship with a personality, not with a face, because the personality doesn't die. The beauty fades, but your feelings and thoughts never do...unless you go through 5 years of straight History classes then your personality might become a little pessimistic.

Lolz

~Wingedhamham~

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Quiz I took online :P

You are Ellie


You are shy at heart, but you are always there for your friends. You are very caring and devoted to protecting your friends. You are also artistic and mysterious. Usually, your life doesn’t have that many soap opera moments, and guys are always attracted to you.


For those who know me, is this truly me!? IS IT!? I say yes because online quizzes never lie. They said I'd die an hour ago and they were right!

...jk in case you didn't figure that out yet :P

~Wingedhamham~

Hand Spasms!

Don't you just hate it when you're writing, drawing, or doing something as carefully as possible, and your hand jerks in some random direction and MESSES UP THE WHOLE THING!? Well, I do at least. Some of you might find it funny and call it your hobby. Well, good for you. For me, however, I can't stand it! I'm sitting here, writing for my homework, the writing is steady and neat, and then SPASM! My "s" has a fat lower area! Being so OCD, I just go crazy! If I erase it, there is a smudge, and if I leave it, it looks funny. AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! What shall I do!? What a stupid problem to ask help for, huh?

LOL!

That's me alright; stupid question-asker!

~Wingedhamham~

History...Oh, History Edward Edward, O

Who else would like to participate in sati with me? In case you don't know what that is, you can look it up if you feel like reading some distrubing stuff! I say, whoever dies from history class first starts the funeral pyre, then we all jump in together! SATI PARTI! lol. Parti. That actually means to leave in french...in some weird form. I mean...SERIOUSLY!? How can Omegan know EVERYTHING bout ANYTHING in History if I just mention it, and I can never remember that one guy's name: Chandragupta? See? I DONNO IT!? Or was that right? Sniffles...History is killing me. It is taking up so much space in my human hardrive I'm going to implode like a TV! AAAH! What if I took a laser gun and tried to shoot the brain cells with History in them?

O_O

Right, that IS weird.

If anyone has some super secret special information about how to survive History class, without including self-harm, please share! PLEASE! I BEG OF ALL OF YOU! History class is just frying my brain *twitch* -frying my brain *twitch* -frying my brain.

~Wingedhamham~

BYE WORLD.

Fat Moments?

I'm sure each and every one of us can rate our body on its weight from 1 to 10. Not to be mean, but I seriously have my "fat" days and my "skinny" days. Sometimes I feel like a twig and smile, other times I feel like eating ho-hos and dying from a heart attack...metaphorically speaking. I'm dead serious though! The negative thing so far is, that, well, I've had a "fat" day for about 3 weeks straight now. My weight hasn't changed, but I feel so FAT! I look in the mirror and I say FAT! FATTY! And then I sigh and slap myself ("GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!") I mean, I get so many opinions about my figure that I don't know what to believe! I hear, "you're so skinny" and "you've gained weight!" or "you don't look like your weight." That last one especially worries me. I might say, "Oh, I think I'll go on a diet," then never get around to it, or someone will say, "YOU'RE LIKE A STICK! You're too skinny already!" YEAH RIGHT! I have people at home saying "you better stop eating that or you'll get fat." Right now, I feel like hiding in my closet because dark corners aren't good enough anymore.

This state of depression was brought to you by:
History Class "Enjoy it or die trying."

~Wingedhamham~

Who Voted Night Elf!?

DIIIE NIGHT ELVES! Whoever voted that, I hope someday a NE comes and steps on you! That's what happens to me everytime I play WoW! SILLY NE's ALWAYS TRIPPING OVER MY PETITE FIGURE!

Stereotypical Racism!

Let's see...oh yeah! It was yesterday that my good friend codename: C came up to her locker in the morning across from mine. Well, let's just say it went like this:
C: "Ah, man, I forgot my locker combination."
Me: "Wow. I remembered mine the first day."
C: "Well, that's 'cause you're Asian."
Me: "What's THAT supposed to mean!?"
C: "All Asians have good memory."
Me: "That's so not true. You're so racist (playfully)"
Don't get me wrong, we're friends. She always jokes around about my Asianosity.

Hmm. Let's just read that again. All Asians having good memory? HAH! This kind of got me thinking later that day...isn't racism based on stereotypes? I mean, she assumed all Asians play instruments, get great grades (<--Hah, GGG!), are computer freaks, and like anime/manga. I mean, it was based on a STEREOTYPE! Not ALL Asians are as smart as the world thinks they are. I know a couple that...fall...well...below average. It's always assumed based on the majority of your race! The one thing that I found hilarious was, that, indeed she's right! I mean, I am a smart kid (not so egotistical as I just sounded though), I play an instrument, I spend most of my anal life on the computer (like now) blogging and chatting...and RPG-ing, I LOVE Hamtaro and Midori no Hibi, all that jazz! Crazy. I mean, I may object to it, and some others may be offended, but in the end, to me, it was all truth. :)

This is a blog of MY personal opinion! I don't mean to offend ANYONE nor do I speak for all Asians. Seriously people, don't take this stuff personally... -_-

~Wingedhamham~

Monday, September 10, 2007

Eek spider!

Beware spider-lovers, for this blog bears no mercy upon them.

Well, being the good student that I am, I was sitting on my desk not too long ago, reading my textbook studying for tomorrow's RETARDED QUIZ! Anyways, out of NOWHERE, this black spider (VERY FAST black spider I might add) comes crawling all over my desk left and right! Good thing I had a tissue in hand. Unfortunately, it was the Super Spider of spiders and got away. I was thinking, "OMG OMG OMG!" because I well...don't like spiders. So after 30 seconds of timing, unsteady breathing, and rolling my keyboard in and out in and out....HE JUMPED ON MY CARPET! Time to put my reflexes into the test! I swiped down with the tissue and before I knew it, there were spider guts on my carpet. Now, my mind is playing tricks on me and I keep itching...as if a spider was on me. I'm so kreeped out now.

~Wingedhamham~

Engineering a Hamster Wheel!

Using the genius Autodesk Inventor Professional, I was able to create the kreepiest (like krispy kreem kreepy) hamster wheel for the human hamster! It's a wheel, but there's a chair! Pretty kool! The chair is pink, and the wheel iteslf is a sweet see-through yellow. Yummy. In case you're wondering, I have NO IDEA what is with the k's today. NO IDEA. It was not the bread I ate for lunch though...hopefully. Good Gosh... O_O I ate cafeteria food. The fries...the greasy poison that I have consumed is affecting my spelling Q.Q............

COOL! :D:D:D:D

BLOG ONE!

Hello, I am Wingedhamham. But you can call me Wingedhamham, Hamham, Hamms, Hamster, or Hammy. And if I love you enough, you may call me Wingedhamham. I'm in engineering class EVERYTIME I update this thing so yeah! Just something I do when bored in this class :P

IF YOU ARE NOT SCARED BY MY PERSONALITY BY NOW, I PROMISE I WILL TRY HARDER!!!

:D

enjoy your day.

I am Hamham.

I am Hamham.
Winged, Hamham.