Whot Whot Whot!?

For those who haven't seen the famous Disney's Sword in the Stone, Merlin's owl is named Archimedes, and he says whot instead of what! It's pretty funny because he says it three times consecutively. LOLz. So yes, me and my bud-bud were talking and the "whot whot whot" made it into our conversation. As we climbed the stairs of our school, we couldn't stop laughing. I said, "Watch me fall and die and my last words will be 'whot whot whot!?'" This got me thinking, so I wrote a little skit in History class (after I finished my work that is hehehe). It's inspired by Abbott Costello's "Who's on First?"

-Excuse me miss, but could you tell me her last words?
+Whot whot whot!?
-What were her last words?
+Yes.
-She said, "Yes?"
+No.
-Then what were her last words?
+I just said that!
-What did she say?
+Of course!
-Wait, what did you say?
+No, she did.
-She said what?
+Ive said that already.
-What are you talking about?
+Her last words?
-Well then, what were they?
+Exactly.
-I thought she said, "Yes?"
+No.
-So she said, "No?"
+No...what!
-I said, "She said no?"
+I heard you the first time.
-Then why'd you say "what?"
+I didn't, SHE did.
-I could have sworn you said, "what?"
+I did.
-You said you didn't!
+Well now we both did.
-Wait, what?
+PRECISELY!

It's fun to read it with someone else, or with an alter ego. BWUAHAHAH chakka chakka crumb cake! ZOMG ALLITERATION!