Well, it is currently Engineering class in my monotonic day of school! Of course, me and my friends are having an odd laughing fit. Well, technically it isn't odd because I always laugh to the point where I'm making gasping sounds and laughing hysterically while I'm choking from due to lack of air!
Anyways, last night I was playing WoW and discovered a vendor named "Griftah." Haha, grift. He sells these hilariously cheesy amulets that allow you to do the possible! One of them was soap on a rope (perfect for stocks runs) and the other unmistakbly noticable Tikbalang ward amulet! That isn't the exact name, but you can guess what it's purpose is! To learn what a freaky Tikbalang is, here's a link: http://www.reference.com/search?r=13&q=Tikbalang
Of course, he rips you off by charging 5g for it! I had half a mind to buy one, considering I'm a pinay girl and well...Tikbalangs originate from the Philippines! The subject was brought up in class today and yeah. Can't explain how much we laughed when I talked about turning my shirt inside out and watching for Tikbalangs jumping out of trees to crit me 15k with an axe-mace, steal my gear, delete my account, and have my combat log say: "Shoulda bought an amulet, Bi***. LOL, that's a quote from the Thottbot forums, which I, too, laughed at. If you want to read it for yourself...here:
http://thottbot.com/?ccb=1&v=3054691
Okay, for the curious perverted people wondering what the porn section was about, here it is!
In class a few minutes ago, me and my friends were discussing geniuses. We are all great when it comes to grades, but sooo slow on common sense. So I remembered from Armageddon the genius who was a total pessimistic idiot all in one! Bonus...or bonus card! :D Don't ask. I had chocolate and a honey bun and a croissant for lunch. WITH BLU DWINK! RIGHT! So we were saying Armageddon trying to figure out the right pronounciation when our teacher out of nowhere says, "Well it depends. One is a movie and the other is porn."
WTH!? PORN!? SO, we all spazzed out LAUGHING like crazy! Where he got porn from, I don't know, but what I do know is that it HAD to go on my next blog. Lol.
BUT, I just learned that it is from Miss Congeniality...so it wasn't THAT random...
...LOL
~Wingedhamham
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9 comments:
Wow, your little post made me laugh. YOU SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT A SQUIRREL!!!! haha. Anyway. You can have your blue dwink and watch "Arma-get-it-on"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
(We are sorry to inform you that cxs has just died laughing.)
cxs
Breaking News!
CXS has just come back from the dead smelling like dead fish and with a speech impediment! Tell us CXS, how does it feel?
"Braiiinnnnsssss"
Gotta play runescape to know that one!
~Wingedhamham~
Okay, that coming from a loser who plays runescape AND WoW. Hamham you suck at life. You suck dishwater!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cxs
who hates you!
Yeah, I think the whole Tikabalag or whatever is confusing cause the link won't work. You need to fix that wingedhamham.
Only losers play runescape.
cxs
Um, it's called "copy paste" you fool! BLASPHEMY! Well, I hate you too curbxstomp!
MY DISHWATER!
*spends anal life collecting bubbles from dishwater*
~Wingedhamham~
But I'm a happy anal bubble-collector ;)
I'm def. not an anal bubble collector. I'm an anal book collector.
I jk. love you hamham
cxs
Ok umm anal and bubbles should NEVER be used in the same sentance.
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